"Once I was getting blown by my girlfriend at the drive-in theater. I was a teenager and couldn't really "hold out" too long. I came like a freaking firehose in her mouth. What did she do? Opened the door, leaned out of the car and spit a massive load of cum right on the ground next to the car alongside us....you should of seen the look on the oldman in the driver's seat next to us!" - Y.D.

"My gal LOVES a hot face full of hot cum. She call's it her weekly "jizz facial"! Do you think I could get paid for providing a service like this for beautiful rich women? THAT would be a job I could actually get up for in the morning! LOL" - H.D.

"Is there anything sweeter than dumping a hot steaming load of cock creme onto the upturned lips and chin of some horny slut? Gobble that goo, baby!" - J.P.

"..I once was getting a handjob from an older woman I met at this swank art gallery openning in SoHo. She was stroking my cock while the engine warmed and before I knew it, I blasted a cum shot onto the interior of the windshield right in front of me...where it froze! I had to drive her home and all the way I couldn't take my eyes off that splash of jizz slowly defrosting and sliding down the window. She must of seen it too, because she finally got out a kleenex and wiped it off. We both just chuckled." - E.S.

"...There was an ad I saw once in a sex paper that advertized a special Chinese herb that was supposed to increase the amount of semen you produced. I tried it, and let me tell you - I have NEVER cum that much at one time! My wife thought there was something wrong with me and asked if I was feeling alright! I said, yes, but man, afterwards my balls felt like someone had milked them like a cow's udders! I was drained..." - F.D.